MARIJUANA
★★★★★ (3 out of 5)
Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing marijuana.
Marijuana is a drug that makes people feel better. It makes them feel good when they are feeling sad, and it makes physical pain go away as well. Even though I run the risk of getting arrested by saying this, I’m going to admit that I have tried it. I didn’t like it because it made me feel like there were monsters in my closet who were coming to kill me. Some people do like marijuana though and I believe they should have the right to smoke it.
There are a lot of reasons that making marijuana will improve society. There will be fewer people in prison and if it is taxed it can generate a lot of revenue for on both the state and federal levels.
Also, because a lot of marijuana comes from Mexico, we would be helping to contribute to that economy as well. They could really use it.
Sometimes I’ll send some money to a Mexican address I make up at random. Last week I sent $5.00 to Senior Jose at 210 Main St., Chihuahua, Mexico. I hope he used the money to buy some marijuana for him and his family.
My favorite thing about marijuana is how, unlike alcohol, it usually doesn’t make men get angry and beat their wives. My least favorite thing about marijuana is that it’s hard to spell, which makes me angry. But I only get angry at myself because I’ve never been as good of a speller as I know I could be.
Marijuana can also be digested in cookie form. That seems like a fun way to take drugs. I’ve never heard of cocaine cookies or meth cookies but I’ll bet someone has tried.
If you’ve never tried marijuana you probably don’t need to. But if you do it will probably be fine. It’s no big deal.
Please join me next week when I will be reviewing Morgan Freeman.
