Look, I know this is probably fake, but I want to live in the universe where we build a train under the Bering Straight.
Bounce houses are basically just death traps.
Today in everything is awful: being a bully is maybe pretty good for you.
Slate on the languages of the United States.
Repurposed mines are what life is really all about.
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