THE WORLD CUP
★★★★★ (3 out of 5)
Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing The World Cup.
The World Cup is the most exciting and most important series of soccer games in the world. On the spectrum of soccer game importance, at one end is the World Cup, and at the other is something like a children’s after-school game or something. The World Cup is even more important than things that aren’t games. For instance, think of all the people in the world who are less important than the World Cup. You can’t even think of them because you don’t know who they are.
The organization that organizes the World Cup is called FIFA. They would make amazing party planners because they have a lot of experience with planning big events. I’m not sure if they are available when the World Cup is over, but I would definitely recommend them for your next party or bar mitzvah.
It’s called the World Cup because people from all over the world can play. I don’t know what the cup has to do with anything. I guess a lot of people own cups at home so the name makes it something the average person can relate to. If it was called the World Yacht only rich people would be interested.
I watched one of the soccer games on TV the other day and it was very exciting. You never knew who was going to win! It might be one team, or it might be the other. It depends on who gets the most points. It could literally be either team!
One bad thing is the World Cup is played in a different location every time. This seems like bad planning because you never know where it’s going to be. If I want to see the Red Sox play, I know I can take the bus over to Fenway and buy a ticket. When I asked the bus driver to take me to the World Cup, he laughed and said he didn’t have enough gas for that. I guess the World Cup is played somewhere far away.
It’s probably more fun to see in person than on TV. Especially if there’s a chance of catching a foul soccer ball.
Please join me next week when I’ll be reviewing a potato.
