BABY POWDER
★★★★★ (5 out of 5)
Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing baby powder.
Baby powder is definitely the best powder. Baking powder and gun powder tie for second place, and then the movie Powder comes in third.
If you’ve ever experienced an unpleasant odor emanating from your swimsuit area, the solution is simple: baby powder. It will absorb both odors and related moisture, then lock everything in for good. I think it’s for good. If not, that means at some point down the line—if all the odors are released from all the baby powder in the world—things could get pretty disgusting.
Each evening after I take my shower at 5:30 pm, I simply sprinkle a little powder into my drawers. I remain fresh for quite some time. The last time I had a visit to my doctor, he noted with his expression how nice I smelled. I sent him a container of baby powder as a thank-you.
I’m amazed baby powder is not more widely used. Especially since no prescription is needed. Maybe it’s because it looks so much like flour and would be really easy to mix up. You could really ruin a batch of cookies if you used baby powder instead.
Its funny name is because it was invented for stinky babies. My nephew joked about it being made out of babies. I laughed until I realized he wasn’t joking. He suffers from delusions.
Because of my love for baby powder, I’ve decided to start the world’s first baby powder convention. I’m going to keep it informal. Stop by my house next Sunday between 10am and 2pm. There is no registration fee and I welcome both professionals and newcomers. Snacks will be served.
Please join me next week when I’ll be reviewing a fish.
