Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

WHERE’S MY DOME?

Long story short: we still have no idea why some people live so long.

Sleepy dancing bees.

“It’ll be just like Lewis and Clark, but on roller blades!”

Be warned: tourism is ruining Chernobyl.

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Dan Weiss is a professional bookseller, amateur dilettante. He writes and plays in the band The Yellow Dress. He firmly believes that everything is going to be okay.

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