Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

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(Dan Weiss is out on tour with his band The Yellow Dress. He’ll be back on August 3rd.)

British Loyalists had nothing to celebrate after the Revolutionary War.

Mine your own fireworks.

Now you can take a bath in crude oil.

A town bans mankinis in order to clean up its image.

Didn’t get the lead role in the school play? Sue the school.


P.E. Garcia is an Editor-at-Large for the Rumpus and a contributor to HTMLGiant. They currently live in Philadelphia, where they were recently accidentally elected to be Judge of Elections. Find them on Twitter: @AvantGarcia. More from this author →