Today will be our last Morning Coffee of the year; thank you for being here as always. You mean the world to me, you really do.
Today seems like a good day to talk about how weird and dangerous mistletoe is.
Similarly, probably a good time to travel back to the Studio 54 holiday party.
Actually important reads: why are America’s whitest places the most afraid of Muslim indoctrination?
Thoroughly unimportant reads: actually people who swear have better vocabularies.
Here’s a terrifying actual Cold War thought experiment to send you on your way into the new year.
