Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

Good morning everybody! We are killing Alaska!

And you may ask yourself: why do we sign yearbooks anyway?

Here’s your Soviet secret map of Seattle for the day.

Is it time to start hacking mosquitos (I hate the future)?

Billboards! From below!

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Dan Weiss is a professional bookseller, amateur dilettante. He writes and plays in the band The Yellow Dress. He firmly believes that everything is going to be okay.

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