Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

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For the love of god, someone please save the narwhal.

When does history start anyway?

There is water, on the bottom of the ocean (the ocean is under the surface of Mars).

Proud to be proof that children raised by queer parents are totally fine.

We’re even racist when it comes to robots.

Now let us all go inside a Playmobil factory.


Dan Weiss is a professional bookseller, amateur dilettante. He writes and plays in the band The Yellow Dress. He firmly believes that everything is going to be okay. More from this author →