Chelsea G. Summers is the pen name of a woman who has spent far more of her life single than doubled. The writer of the blog pretty dumb things, Ms Summers has also had her work appear in GQ, Penthouse, Singularity and other publications both real and virtual. She currently uses her talent to write grammatically correct 140-character bon mots on Twitter.
I’ve been trying to count how many times I’ve penned myself profiles for dating advertisements, and the truth is I can’t. Since my first major relationship ended in May of…