Michelle Lipinski took the tea party to the bedroom in her last Funny Women column, and she's still got the rash to prove it. She now lives in San Francisco and is probably the only one who uses the word "bootstrapping" and actually just means wearing hiking boots.
We would like something tasteful, elegant, modern, luxurious, artsy, classy, chic, and original, but also with a bit of simple lightness and a homey, retro feel. And also some danger.