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Join NOW!Let’s see what kind of ruckus we can stir up today. The Arkansas police officer who tased a ten year old girl last week received his punishment today–a seven day suspension with pay. Not for tasing the girl, mind–for not having a video camera attached when he used the stun gun. I don’t know how […]
...moreIf you really, really need something from a person, ask in the right ear. Especially if you’re in a club in Italy and need a cigarette. Speaking of cigarettes, D. J. Stout has some marketing ideas that will fulfill the new regulations just signed into law. Like Kevin Smith
...moreToilet-shaped plates with food presented as excrement. Sweet! Ever find yourself at a diner at three in the morning, the drunk hungries kicking your ass and your waffle/hash brown/extra bacon combo is taking forever? Make your own ice cream from half and half and ice water. Here’s a great (if old, in web-time) conversation between […]
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