Elissa Bassist lives in New York. She wrote a longer, truer, and dirtier essay about one of the four relationships above at ifnotforeverythingelse.com. Natalie Edwards once ran the teacups for too long at an indoor theme park and made three kids barf. Recently, featherproof books released her minibook, Crop Milk, which is available free for download at featherproof.com. She currently runs a blog about being unemployed at swimmingsheepdog.com.