The other day while sounding out the words on a Web site called The Rumpus, I saw this article asking for women to submit more comedy pieces. So I put down my giant chocolate bar, stopped crying, and thought, yes, that is what I will do.
Wendy Molyneux is the author of the completely fake self help book Everything Is Wrong With You. She lives in Los Angeles with her husband Jeff Drake and a variety of animals, and writes for the upcoming Fox Television show Bob's Burgers with her sister Lizzie Molyneux and a variety of animals. You can email her here: email@example.com.