I have been responsible for spearheading many cover letters to companies like yours, which stand out from the competition because the openings you have seem as if they might pay a livable salary, to me....more
Since you already live in a shack, scratch out “S.” It would be nice to move on to bigger, or at least better, things. But also scratch out “M” -- you’re an adult now, and it’s time to adjust your expectations....more
If we get him, we get him. If we don’t, we don’t. There are probably other white whales out there. ...more
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Funny Women is a humor column for persons of femininity and gender non-conforming writers. Previous pieces have been anthologized out of wedlock in The Best American Nonrequired Reading, Oxford University Press’s Humor: A Reader for Writers, and Reader’s Digest. Edited by Elissa Bassist and illustrated by Annie Daly. Submit your funny writing here.