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Isaac Fitzgerald

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“People love me. Why? Because I’m fun. I’m the life of the party. I bring levity to any situation. Need to soften the blow of a harsh message about restroom etiquette? SLAM. There I am. Need to spice up the directions to your graduation party? WHAM. There again. Need to convey your fun-loving, approachable nature on your business’ website? SMACK. Like daffodils in motherfucking spring”

I’m Comic Sans, Asshole.

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Isaac Fitzgerald
Isaac Fitzgerald has been a firefighter, worked on a boat, and was once given a sword by a king, thereby accomplishing three out of five of his childhood goals. Formerly of The Rumpus and McSweeney’s and most recently the founding editor of BuzzFeed Books, Isaac is now the co-host of BuzzFeed News’ Twitter Morning Show, #AMtoDM. He also appears frequently on The Today Show to talk books, and is co-author of Pen & Ink: Tattoos and the Stories Behind Them and Knives & Ink: Chefs and the Stories Behind Their Tattoos (with Recipes) (winner of an IACP award), and the author of a YA novel and picture book forthcoming from Bloomsbury. He uses Twitter.

4 responses

  1. Brian Spears Avatar
    Brian Spears

    Maybe it’s just my mood today, but that made me want to punch Comic Sans in the cock even more than I usually do.

  2. Isaac Fitzgerald Avatar
    Isaac Fitzgerald

    Nah, I’d say that’s a pretty fine reaction.

  3. Kenzie Avatar
    Kenzie

    I bet he parties with Peignot too.

  4. Brian Spears Avatar
    Brian Spears

    He’s the kind of douche who’d hand you a Smirnoff Ice, and then look surprised when you hit him in the face with it.

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