FUNNY WOMEN #63: Calendar for Women

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September 27, 2011

A special Funny Women daily calendar!

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Crazy Daze Calendar
Number your days according to this month’s calendar and have fun!

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Kathryn A. Higgins

Kathryn A. Higgins is writer and mom living with her two children. She has a B.A. in English Lit from U.C. Berkeley and an MFA in Writing from Sarah Lawrence College. She’s recently published an ebook, Snide Remarks in Sotto Voce, a literary skewering of modern communication and lifestyle, and includes 47 of Kathryn Higgins’s humorous writings, most of which have been previously published in literary journals, magazines, and humor webzines. Imagine your most earnest self-help article, career-guidance pamphlet, or villanelle pasted on the wall and punctured with arrows dipped in equal parts humor and snark. You can download it here.

3 responses

Laura Weed

September 27, 2011

Great job as always, Kathryn! I always so enjoy your writing and your humor. I have decided to pretend I’m from France at least once a month! Mostly because I can’t do that fourth Thursday thing… LOL
Betsy

September 28, 2011

ohmygod i’ve done so many of these. the blackmailing one didn’t work. they looked at the footage and just yawned.

i wish i’d had “ram the woman in front of you with your grocery cart” on my calendar for yesterday. it would have been the more polite thing to do.
jennefer cook

March 3, 2013

love this