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Ted Wilson

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Ted Wilson is a musician, good friend, and widower. His website iamtedwilson.com features all of his reviews (even the banned ones), exciting videos, a live interview with Ted on the radio, and interviews with some of the world's top celebrities!
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Ted Wilson Reviews the World #8

  • Ted Wilson
  • November 2, 2009
A HAT MY NEPHEW FOUND ON THE BUS ★★★★★ (1 out of 5) Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing a…
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Ted Wilson Reviews the World #7

  • Ted Wilson
  • October 26, 2009
“WHY I WANT TO VISIT HAWAII” BY FELICIA MCCARTHY ★★★★★ (2 out of 5) Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing…
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Ted Wilson Reviews the World #6

  • Ted Wilson
  • October 19, 2009
PORCUPINES ★★★★★ (3 out of 5) Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing porcupines.
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Ted Wilson Reviews the World #5

  • Ted Wilson
  • October 13, 2009
THE ROCKVILLE PUBLIC LIBRARY ★★★★★ (3 out of 5) Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing the Rockville Public Library.
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Ted Wilson Reviews the World #4

  • Ted Wilson
  • October 5, 2009
TIME TRAVELERS ★★★★★★ (5 out of 5) Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing time travelers.
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Ted Wilson Reviews the World #3

  • Ted Wilson
  • September 28, 2009
GLENN BECK ★★★★★ (3 out of 5) Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing Glenn Beck.
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Ted Wilson Reviews the World #2

  • Ted Wilson
  • September 21, 2009
MY BODY ★★★★★ (4 out of 5) Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing my body.
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Ted Wilson Reviews the World #1

  • Ted Wilson
  • September 14, 2009
THE VENDING MACHINE IN MY SISTER’S APARTMENT BUILDING LOBBY ★★★★★ (1 out of 5) Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing…
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The Best Rumpus Video Interruptions According to Ted Wilson

  • Ted Wilson
  • September 1, 2009
There are two videos I consider tied for the title of Best Rumpus Video Interruption. The first one stars a young man who appears to be an ordinary surfer. And…
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Morning Coffee

  • Ted Wilson
  • August 14, 2009
Filling in for Dan this week, I feel almost as though I’ve become him. This man stole identities using Limewire. My method is superior. If anyone wants to try and…
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  • Morning Coffee

Morning Coffee

  • Ted Wilson
  • August 13, 2009
It’s day four of me filling in for Dan, and I’m starting to think he may have died. This man can probably help me with my future, provided it doesn’t…
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  • Morning Coffee

Morning Coffee

  • Ted Wilson
  • August 12, 2009
This is day three of me filling in for Dan. His absence is making me jittery. It turns out breast milk is good for babies. In other news, being stabbed…
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