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Ted Wilson

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Ted Wilson is a musician, good friend, and widower. His website iamtedwilson.com features all of his reviews (even the banned ones), exciting videos, a live interview with Ted on the radio, and interviews with some of the world's top celebrities!
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Ted Wilson Reviews the World #210

  • Ted Wilson
  • December 2, 2013
AMAZON’S DELIVERY DRONES ★★★★★ (1 out of 5) Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing Amazon’s delivery drones.
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Ted Wilson Reviews the World #209

  • Ted Wilson
  • November 25, 2013
A LAMBORGHINI ★★★★★ (5 out of 5) Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing a Lamborghini.
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Ted Wilson Reviews the World #208

  • Ted Wilson
  • November 18, 2013
IDENTITY THEFT ★★★★★ (3 out of 5) Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing identity theft.
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Why Don’t You Just Ask Me?

  • Ted Wilson
  • November 13, 2013
Dear Readers of The Rumpus, Each week you enjoy my thoughtful reviews of the world. Now I invite you to also enjoy my new advice column called Ask Ted Wilson,…
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Ted Wilson Reviews the World #207

  • Ted Wilson
  • November 12, 2013
ACORNS ★★★★★ (4 out of 5) Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing acorns.
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Ted Wilson Reviews the World #206

  • Ted Wilson
  • November 4, 2013
INSTAGRAM ★★★★★ (3 out of 5) Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing Instagram.
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Ted Wilson Reviews the World #205

  • Ted Wilson
  • October 28, 2013
FLAMETHROWERS ★★★★★ (3 out of 5) Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing flamethrowers.
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Ted Wilson Reviews the World #204

  • Ted Wilson
  • October 21, 2013
MY WELCOME MAT ★★★★★ (0 out of 5) Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing my welcome mat.
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Make it a Ted Wilson Halloween

  • Ted Wilson
  • October 18, 2013
Not available in any store is the year’s most exciting costume: the Ted Wilson! Take this mask, pair it with a sweater, dress shirt, and khakis, and you’ll be the…
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Ted Wilson Reviews the World #203

  • Ted Wilson
  • October 14, 2013
Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing NASA.
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Ted Wilson Reviews the World #202

  • Ted Wilson
  • October 7, 2013
Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing Toucan Sam.
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Ted Wilson Reviews the World #201

  • Ted Wilson
  • September 30, 2013
BREAKING BAD ★★★★★ (2 out of 5) Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing Breaking Bad.
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