Tired of waiting weeks or even MONTHS for back-cover endorsements from recognizable authors? I, Mickey Hess, will blurb any book – that’s right, ANY book – within 24 hours! Just look at these satisfied customers:
Blake Butler’s Scorch Atlas: “A novel featuring all-new scenes, Scorch Atlas is literature” – Mickey Hess
Tao Lin’s Bed: “Tao Lin emerges as a melancholic ghost in a cheerful century. What? In the here and now, Bed is a contrast between chaos and disillusionment, between disenchantment and the desire to imagine heaven” – Mickey Hess
Joe Meno’s Demons in the Spring: “This book is crammed with descriptions. As interesting as sex, it promises engrossing adventures and much, much more. Mulling it over in living quarters, humans have often quoted directly from the writings. Meno presents the entertaining, paperbound ideas humans deserve” – Mickey Hess
Hillary Frank’s I Can’t Tell You: “Humans have dedicated themselves to creating novels. Hillary Frank is one of these human novelists” – Mickey Hess
Jason Jordan’s Powering the Devil’s Circus: “A personal account, this shattering memoir shocked the world and returned to the United States. Jason Jordan is a charismatic maniac, an unflinching older brother who relates a universal tale about pulse-pounding, intriguing events” – Mickey Hess
Wred Fright’s The Pornographic, Flabbergasted Emus: “Brilliantly, it is possible to watch the book in the process of revising itself to death” – Mickey Hess
There are plenty more where those came from, trust me! Authors, contact me today at mickeyhess@gmail.com and LET’S GET BLURBING!!!
11 responses
Mickey,
Blog Love Omega Glee’s not finished yet, but please blurb it anyway!
Cheers!
Wred
Shit yeah! Send me what you got and give me 24 hours.
Many thanks for the blurbage, and you did that in so under 24 hours. Brilliant.
Okay, look on my site http://www.antellus.com and pick one or all of them. Read the previews I have posted for each one first.
No way, Theresa. Choose one. I’m not some kind of magical blurbing android. Jesus.
The new novel’s being serialized on Wredfright.Com, Mickey, so it’s all online! Blurb away!
Wred Fright’s Blog Love Omega Glee: “Goons and patriots, get ready! Wred Fright’s new novel scowls at your perfect sentences. There are gorgeous techniques and colorful dialogue, the book’s action, mood, the author himself. There are things this novelist should be allowed to do that the rest of us are not.†– Mickey Hess
(I was maybe too hard on Theresa)
Ha! Great! Thanks! I owe you a blurb now, no I owe you two! Collect anytime you want!
Wred,
Could you write a blurb about what kind of job I did writing blurbs for you?
You did indeed steer Theresa wrong; androids aren’t magical, they’re from Asia.
Mickey Hess blurbs books like God generates galaxies, his descriptions drilling into prose perfectly and verse vigilantly, revealing reasons that literature lives and writers work. Best served at room temperature.
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