Tired of waiting weeks or even MONTHS for back-cover endorsements from recognizable authors? I, Mickey Hess, will blurb any book – that’s right, ANY book – within 24 hours! Just look at these satisfied customers:
Patrick Wensink’s Sex Dungeon for Sale: “Plain and simple, Patrick Wensink has written a book. This gifted young man that many would dismiss as illiterate has written a book.” – Mickey Hess
Josie Brown’s The Baby Planner: “Any weaknesses in Josie Brown’s new book The Baby Planner are also the book’s strengths. If anything, that’s this book’s lesson: next time you pick a book up at the bookstore, pay less attention to the book’s packaging and tone than the book’s popularity. Now, put that book down and pick up this one.”– Mickey Hess
Stan Friedman’s God’s Gift to Women: “This is a deeply human book. The machines I have encountered at Carnegie Mellon’s Robotics Institute could not have written it. They do an excellent job, but this is not the kind of work they do.” — Mickey Hess
There are plenty more where those came from, trust me! Authors, contact me today at mickeyhess@gmail.com and LET’S GET BLURBING!!!




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Very Cool! Here is my blurb that Mickey did:
Cole Drewes’ Hounds of Heaven: “After producing numerous books, snickering authors go home and start writing another book, maybe to pay their mortgage. Cole Drewes, in his well-regarded debut novel, describes people via fiction. That’s resonant.†– Mickey Hess
Thanks again Mickey! Badass work!!
This is full of awesomeness.
Finally, I have something to inscribe on my tombstone. Thanks, Mickey!
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